I know I haven't been posting. And I know I haven't even been posting my storm journal. Someday I'll have time to do everything I want to do and still be able to procrastinate as much as I do ;)
In the meantime, entertain yourselves with a story of my stupidity.
Girl-who-completely-missed-her-plane-for-no-good-reason
Standing patiently in a long line at the airport security checkpoint, I’m happy I took the earlier shuttle from downtown. I slip my boarding pass out of my purse, marveling at the convenience that is online check-in, when suddenly my stomach drops. Departure time: 16:00. Its quarter after four and I am in perfect position to catch my flight, at 17:00! I was sure my flight was at five. Sure. How did this happen?
I blindly fumble with my bags as I excuse myself from the security lineup. I’m in shock. It’s not the end of the world, missing a plane, but being so sure I was right on time–not even rushing to the gate and just missing the final boarding call–it hardly seems fair. I head over to the airline check-in area and among the mass of people with actual flights to catch, people who haven’t missed their planes, I stand in a daze for awhile trying to decide which line I, girl-who-completely-missed-her-plane-for-no-good-reason, belong in.
“I missed my plane, where do I go?” I finally ask an airline rep. Can she tell I’m feeling incredibly stupid and incredibly lost?
“Ticket counter. Over there.”
Another lineup. But the calm, patiently-waiting-in-line feeling of only a few moments ago seems far away; scenarios of having to sleep in the airport, pay hundreds of dollars to switch my non-negotiable flight and missing my weekend with my Mom bounce anxiously around in my head.
“Hi, Mom,” I manage to say into my cell phone.
“Hey!”
“I missed my plane.” I choke out. Hearing my mom's voice has brought out the frightened little girl in me and I fight the urge to cry right there in the ticket line.
Once I get off the phone promising to call back with the verdict, I collect myself: I am a responsible, capable adult (well besides the fact that I missed my plane!) and I will handle this.
Mentally pleading and crossing my fingers that the airline ticket agent will take pity on me, I step up to the ticket counter. My judge and jury smiles and his eyes look kind, or maybe I’m just praying they do. I can’t tell the difference at this point. I shamefully admit that I’m girl-who-completely-missed-her-plane-for-no-good-reason and beg to get on the next flight. Chuckling understandingly, Kind-eyes starts punching code into his computer and I concentrate all my energy into willing the flight not sold-out.
“Perhaps you want to frame this?” Kind-eyes asks jokingly as he throws away my useless old boarding pass. No. I feel sufficiently stupid right now, thank-you-very-much. It is never going to happen again.
Luck is with me, Kind-eyes assures me I do in fact have a seat on the next flight! I will, of course, have to pay the $100 change fee, however. Of course. Small price to pay for the banishment of girl-who-completely-missed-her-plane-for-no-good-reason.
Handing me my new boarding pass, Kind-eyes circles the boarding time. “Don’t worry. I won’t miss it! I swear.” I tell him sincerely, but with such a feeling of relief I’m nearly giggling.
Now girl-who-is-really-really-early-for-her-plane, it’s back to the calm waiting in line at security.
(written in the Montreal airport after I missed my flight home last Friday)